Any Occasion.
Every Absurdity.
Life is a series of beautifully bizarre moments, each deserving its own touch of absurdity. Our greetings revel in the peculiar, honoring everything from the expected to the wonderfully weird. From birthdays to ‘just because,’ our collection invites you to celebrate with a twist. Elevate your connections, laugh a little louder, and join us in embracing the delightful oddities that make every occasion uniquely extraordinary.
Deck the Halls with Dissent
Holiday Cards for the Realists and the Resilient
Forget forced holiday cheer and empty platitudes—these cards are for those who know the season can be tough, and the road ahead even tougher. Send some holiday honesty this year with cards that speak to resilience, real talk, and the power of showing up when it counts. Perfect for those who refuse to fake optimism, but still believe in the strength of a little holiday rebellion.
SPECIAL BUNDLE: Holiday 10-pack
Because we’ve had enough of forced cheer and hollow “holiday magic.” This year, let’s send cards that actually say something.
📦 What’s Inside? 📦
10 unapologetically bold holiday cards—two each of the following designs:
🎁 All I Want for Christmas is Basic Human Rights
🎁 Wishing You a Holiday with Just Enough Rest to Keep Fighting
🎁 For a Holiday Filled with Strength, Not Silence
🎁 Jesus Was a Refugee Too
🎁 May Your Holiday Be as Radical as Your Values
These cards are printed on premium 5×7 14pt cardstock with a glossy front (perfect for catching the light and attention) and a matte inside, because some things are meant to be written, not just scrolled past.
💥 Limited Quantities! 💥
This isn’t a marketing ploy—I guessed at which designs would speak to your soul, and I ordered a small batch. When they’re gone, that’s it. So snag your pack before they disappear into holiday-card history.
Let’s send a message this season that’s more real talk than sleigh bells.
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“IDK Who Needs to Hear This… Actually, I Know Exactly Who”
Cards for Every Situation (and Every ‘Special’ Someone)
Sometimes, the message just needs to be delivered. For the micromanaging boss, the baby mom or dad, the estranged family member, or even the ex whose wedding you have to endure—these cards don’t hold back. Find the perfect dose of snark, sarcasm, or shade that your ‘favorite’ people truly deserve. Because some truths are too good to keep to yourself.
Your Micromanaging Boss
Your Ex-Wife's New Wife
Your Ex-Hubby's New Wife
That One Co-Worker
That Other Co-Worker
Your Babydad/Babymom
That Guy You Need to Ghost
That Estranged Family Member
Ex who's Wedding You have to Attend
An Aries
“Yes, We have a Card For That…”
For Every Awkward, Brutal, and Hilarious Life Moment
Let’s face it—life serves up some seriously weird occasions, and Hallmark just isn’t cutting it. Whether you’re quitting a job, setting boundaries, trying (and failing) at sexting, or crafting a ‘check yes or nah’ note, we’ve got the perfect card for every moment no one really prepares you for. Skip the fluff and get straight to the good stuff with a card that says exactly what you’re thinking—no matter how awkward or overdue.
Time to Move On (Gracefully… or Not)
Breaking Up with Your Job
Quit like a pro—or at least with a bit of flair. Whether you’re off to greener pastures or just any pasture, this card helps you exit stage left in style.
