There is a Card for That…
Honestly, just buy something, I got bills
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Hey Girl, Listen. That Is Not Your Man
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F*** Me If I’m Wrong
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I’m Sorry We Argued – I Hate It When Your Wrong
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Mom always said “WTF is wrong with you”
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I Want You To Know Someone Cares… Not Me
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Drink/Gossip Too Much, but all I’ve Ever wanted
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There’s a 100% Chance its not happening
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Congrats on the divorce, that asshole is someone else’s problem now
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I Suck at Apologies, so Unf**** You or Whatever
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I’m Sorry for The Big Mistake I Made, And the Little Ones You Remember
🚨 Heads-up Shoppers 🚨
We’re just getting started at Snarky Cards, so we’re printing on demand — no dusty stockpiles or warehousing yet. Why? Because no one handed us a hefty trust fund to stack up inventory. Your enthusiastic buying sprees will pave the way for us to switch from print-on-demand to ordering in bulk from high-quality printers. This means we’ll soon be able to stock up on all your favorites, fulfilling orders at lightning speed right from the upcoming heart of our operation: my very own living room. And yes, that means my kids will graduate from TV critics to shipping moguls, packing your orders under my watchful, entirely ethical supervision.